What is wrong with me? It's 2:00 am, and I'm watching "The Hills." I think I may need professional help.
Here are some of my favorite lines from episodes one and two:*
Lauren: I met this adorable boy ... from London ... with an accent .. who's leaving tomorrow... Jackpot.
Jen: I'm totally focused on like, my real friendships right now.
Heidi: I'm not a catty girl... I don't have time for this...
Lauren: Ya ... it totally feels like... you know, one of my friends died or something.
Lauren: His name's Justin, but he like wants to change it to Bobby.
Lauren: Because his friends call him Justin Bobby.
*all quotes must be said in a valley girl accent to be funny.