Funny things I've heard lately...

People say things all the time that are inadvertently funny. Here are some things I've overheard lately:

• "Our ward is doing a service project tomorrow; we're painting homes for the homeless."

• "Yeah, my relationship with the this girl is still new and exciting, kind of like my iPhone. People say, 'oh wow, you have an iPhone. Can I see it?'"

• "Why is this called 'Better than Sex' cake? ... I'll admit that it's good cake, but I have to wonder if someone had a bad experience." (Accidentally said to the person that made the cake.)